Oh Chocolate! I love you! You are oh so delicious and very desirable! I need you on a good day and a bad day...BUT ESPECIALLY A BAD DAY. I'm always good enough for you sweet sweet chocolate! You don't care if my laundry is done or if there's crumbs on the floor. It doesn't matter to you if there are dishes in the sink. Your battery never dies (keeping me from my artistic outlet). You never keep me awake all night or get ear infections. You never scream bloody murder while walking the isles of Target because we couldn't look at the Halloween stuff before the pharmacy closes then sit in the shopping cart for 20 minutes in the parking lot refusing to get in the car. You don't make me carry your flailing body inside to your room. No, you sit quietly in the cupboard waiting for me to devour you. Oh Chocolate! How perfect you are! I'm never disappointed.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Oh Chocolate!
Oh Chocolate! I love you! You are oh so delicious and very desirable! I need you on a good day and a bad day...BUT ESPECIALLY A BAD DAY. I'm always good enough for you sweet sweet chocolate! You don't care if my laundry is done or if there's crumbs on the floor. It doesn't matter to you if there are dishes in the sink. Your battery never dies (keeping me from my artistic outlet). You never keep me awake all night or get ear infections. You never scream bloody murder while walking the isles of Target because we couldn't look at the Halloween stuff before the pharmacy closes then sit in the shopping cart for 20 minutes in the parking lot refusing to get in the car. You don't make me carry your flailing body inside to your room. No, you sit quietly in the cupboard waiting for me to devour you. Oh Chocolate! How perfect you are! I'm never disappointed.
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hahahahaha what an ode to chocolate :) and a funny story about AVJ :)
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